Moments ago, I brushed my beard. Yesterday, my wife shined her shoes. Beard brushes and a shoe shining ones look similar. The brightest room in our house is the bathroom.
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Replying to @generativist
you know the one about the difference between an oral & rectal thermometer...
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Replying to @CMastication
...in theory
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