If I didn’t have my mom’s homemade fettuccine Alfredo waiting, I’d lose it right now. Back out; fucked flight; now a delayed drive through Newark in traffic...
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6 minutes my ass — no fucking chance
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You can just mute this thread. Eris is fucking with me for lulzpic.twitter.com/yiuj4TpSB4
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Zeros paradox — but for the distance between me and eventual fettuccinepic.twitter.com/EGiDuPx0I2
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GTA style.
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Feels like it
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