Sometimes I forget: PostgreSQL is the answer to lots of problems.
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IDIOT! MongoDB. Or if write speed is really critical try /dev/null ... sooooo fast.
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I'll just left join that to the other mongo table, no problems, easy ramp up, we got this... OH WAIT, WHY THE FUX DID WE GO WITH MONGODB, "the previous developer left"... "so we built a mysql warehouse on top of it"... jkasdasdjkhjasdhjkkhjasjkhdjhksajdhkhjka Mongo's of the db
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: "Well. You have row-oriented accesses over four fields always queried together. Maybe revisit your assumptions first."
Me: "Firestore. Got it."