Your wife is a saint and a paragon of patience.pic.twitter.com/wpH5h2ej2p
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I guess I'm not the only one that silently thinks that at least once a day.

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I thought this was a vibrator joke
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What’s for lunch?
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This is the first tweet of yours that actually made me think “he’s gone too far this time”
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