One of the best things about twitter is that when you're composing a reply to someone, they don't know it and remain blissfully unaware of just how fucking long it takes you.
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[iMessage sometimes] Me: <typing> Me: Me: <typing> Me: Me: Me: <typing> Me: Me: <typing> Me: Me: <typing> Me: Me: <typing> Me: <typing> Me: <typing> Me: Me: "lol"
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[iMessage sometimes] Them: <typing> Them: Them: <typing> Them: Them: Them: <typing> Them: Them: <typing> Them: Them: <typing> Them: Them: <typing> Them: <typing> Them: <typing> Them: Them: <typing> Me: "hey so I've got shit to do let's wrap this up"
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[twitter sometimes] Me: "that tree is far away"
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Replying to @generativist
The best tweets are the deleted tweets that take 15 minutes before you go “nah” and put your phone away
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Replying to @swartable
Yes. Yes they very much are.
5:28 PM - 6 Dec 2019
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