my waiter tried to tell me not to order a cheese plate because it was "too big for me"
and folks
I am here today to tell you that he was right
but I certainly ate all of it
and food contests might be disgusting, but food-proving-wronging contests are infinitely satisfying
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Just be careful with the hydrocarbons
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