[reading bedtime stories] Daughter: what’s his name? Me: spot. Daughter: what’s her name? Me: daisy. Daughter: what’s his name? Me: [sigh] I don’t know, brian. Wife: what are you reading? Me: 101 Dalmatians. Wife: lol [closes door]. Daughter: what’s his na-
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