Flight attendant: "Is there a doctor onboard?" Dad: "What did she say?" Me: "No fucking clue, I never can hear it." Doctor: *heads over to help, begrudgingly* Me: "I think he wanted another Stroopwafel." Dad: "Oh good idea." Dad: *presses call button*
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Jackie Kazil Retweeted Kara DeFrias
Is this a thing today? https://twitter.com/karadefrias/status/1199548918272581632 … /cc
@karadefriasJackie Kazil added,
Kara DeFriasVerified account @karadefriasFlight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard? Mom: *nudging* that should've been you Me: Not now Mom Mom: Not asking someone in tech to help, are they? Me: Mom, there's a medical emergency happening right now Mom: Go and see if asking them to turn it off and back on helps1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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So so many of them
10:46 AM - 27 Nov 2019
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