Ah, the wings-based hangover. Another majestic moment in aging.
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Wife: "How you doing?" Me: "I don't mean to alarm you but I suspect there's a one-in-ten chance that my wedding band is going to explode off my body because of hypertonicity, basically." Wife: "What?" Me: "I'm doing well thank you and yourself?"
8:21 AM - 27 Nov 2019
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