Wife: "How you doing?" Me: "I don't mean to alarm you but I suspect there's a one-in-ten chance that my wedding band is going to explode off my body because of hypertonicity, basically." Wife: "What?" Me: "I'm doing well thank you and yourself?"
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*applies to any type of meat. I remember when I was able to thoroughly enjoy a ridiculously huge steak. Now more than 6-8 oz and I’m gonna regret it later than day and next.
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Life is just the meat sweats approaching you at a gradually lower threshold.
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