The apple in the Garden of Eden was transformed into the first Red Delicious because God wasn’t just angry at the snake.
(The first person to explain to me how this doesn’t make sense because red delicious is a human mistake will make me lose faith in humanity for 2 reasons.)
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Also it was closer to a pomegranate apparently. There are also official pics in which it looks like an old timey banana
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That would make more sense because I fundamentally don’t understand pomegranates or my Pom wonderful phase
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