[Me, loaded with $300 in Amazon gift card credits, putting together a disaster prep kit] "Okay, I probably need a crowbar. And, approximately 1000 Pilot G-2 07's,,,you know, for safety."
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Replying to @Randy_Au
shit. i'm flush with E Corp cash and that sounds great
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Replying to @generativist
If you've got cash, obviously you need a 3d printer and a CNC machine to mass produce stuff when civilization collapses
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Replying to @Randy_Au
shit that's good too
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Replying to @generativist
I've got lots of great dubious ideas! Put your marriage on the line and buy a box of MRE meals. The risk comes from when they're about to go bad, you make the family go and actually eat them
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Replying to @Randy_Au
This is just what being a father is all about (I assume).
7:56 AM - 14 Nov 2019
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Replying to @generativist
"You're all gonna eat your 1300 calories and 800mg of sodium boiled in a packet AND LIKE IT" --some dad, somewhere(?)
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