[High school at top of six flags roller coaster] Friend: "Did you hear that [sound]?" Me: "Yea wtf!?" [two hours later] Me: "Oh that was my car keys lmao" [two hours later] Friend 2: "Here ya go." Me: "Thanks for driving [1.5hrs] down." Friend 2: "What else am I gonna do?"
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[Present day] Friend: "Hey can you pick me up from the airport [20 min away] this weekend?" Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Friend: ,,,? Me: Oh hey, try lyft.
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