Wife: “Did you hear that?” Me, twilighting: “Yes it was a sound.” Wife: “What was it?” Me, out loud: “I’m go check.” Me, in my head as I do so: “I hurt my back sleeping last week so the pretense that I’m more than a sacrificial canary wears a bit thin.”
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Me, returning: “Yep. Definitely a sound. This house is old as shit. Everything in here is weird and loud but everything outside is too quiet.” Wife: *already sleeping*
10:35 PM - 8 Nov 2019
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