I forgot my landlord was stopping buy for a retrofitting assessment today. I greeted her by stumbling out of the garage wearing inside out dorm pants, an Arnold Schwarzenegger cartoon bar crawl t-shirt, a flowing, hooded robe, and a confused expression. I don't belong here.
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Replying to @generativist
So you’re say that you were in the buff when you heard their arrival and threw on whatever was closest.
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Replying to @SonnyMarchbanks
There's no closet though! Its a garage with naked two-by-fours.
10:01 AM - 8 Nov 2019
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