I can’t wait to be a dad one day for the joke license alone.
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Replying to @generativist
officer: do you know why i pulled you over? you: no, sir. officer: *gestures to bumper sticker with a bad pun* that's a dad joke. are you in fact a dad? you: umm... well, not yet, but... officer: *writing ticket* don't let me catch you making unlicensed dad jokes again.
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Replying to @gweezlouise
This was in my head seconds ago before reading yours and I am now legit terrified
7:29 AM - 3 Nov 2019
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