Making the jokes makes you a dad-by-proxy
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I can honestly say that being a dad is my favourite and most important job, and has made me a far better person than I'd likely be otherwise. And yeah, the opportunity to make dad jokes doesn't hurt, either!
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officer: do you know why i pulled you over? you: no, sir. officer: *gestures to bumper sticker with a bad pun* that's a dad joke. are you in fact a dad? you: umm... well, not yet, but... officer: *writing ticket* don't let me catch you making unlicensed dad jokes again.
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This was in my head seconds ago before reading yours and I am now legit terrified
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Anyone can be a Dad for joke purposes on the internet.
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