Morpheus: “Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.” Me: “Right. Sorry I’m going to stop you right there. None of this *gestures around* is subtly incoherent. We live in a simulation farm. Got it.”
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What's wrong with platypi?
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Oh no they’re magical
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platypus is proof that nothing is real
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It has to be, right?
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Sez u. *fighting words*
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Hey I’m a borderline absurdist — highest complement I could give my duck-billed brethren
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I’d go for an octopus. More subtle messaging there. Or maybe an octoplatypus?
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Excellent point
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On the eighth day, God discovered some leftover parts and created the Platypus.
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After god finished making the platypus, he used the leftover parts to make everything else
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