I’m waiting for a family friend to join me for dinner outside a restaurant. A young woman stiked up a conversation with me. I though she was being friendly; she thought I was her OkC date. I really am non-descript text bro.
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i think we have to face facts,,, you're the perfect date
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Hah! My years of OkC failure suggest otherwise, empirically!
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This is made all the more hysterical after our recent coffee.
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Hahaha. Glad you appreciated it. I'm gonna have more whisky now.
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Some of us are just bad at faces/bodies/recognizing people. Definitely walked over to guys on campus before thinking they were my husband... they were not. And I wasn’t as far away from them as you might think...
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(Oh that’s def me too — takes me a dozen times to recognize)
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Apparently you generate Big Video Game NPC Energy.
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Maybe... it's best not to make reservations at the hottest spots for dates in town.
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