I’m in a hotel room and my wife is sleeping but I’m not tired. This is the oddest form of trapped that I can think of. My solution is watching the movie Bright on mute with closed captioning while shitposting excessively. Adulthood is just the sad trombone sound.
Replying to @mattl
She has a 6am meeting and as far as post drinking stealth goes, it me,pic.twitter.com/WeEP7IXH0i
8:58 PM - 26 Oct 2019
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