(The fucked up thing is I’m sure it has a quantitatively verifiable and beneficial health effect. I’m just...salty.)
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So... how bad is it?? lol
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950 for regular lol
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I JUST finished pounding a hamburger, fries, and shake from Five Guys and this hurts...pic.twitter.com/lNwQzOiUHi
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Yep that’s the right bag and just absolutely demolished napkin.
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Best term I’ve learned this year: “fat-sweat” Thank you for this.
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I am genuinely laughing out loud here
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Woo hoo! Favor returned for all your good work
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Per food regulatory attorney sitting at my dinner table: “yes it’s a law, haven’t you listened to anything about nutrition facts labeling I’ve been talking about in the last 3 years? Are you tweeting this?”
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