Financial planner: “So you’re just burning through your savings?” Me: “Yes.” Planner: Me: Planner: Me: Planner: Me: “I’m thinking about getting a dog though.” Planner: “No, see—” Me: “It’s an investment!” Planner: “What?” Me: “In snuggles.” Planner: Me: “Growth industry!”
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Replying to @generativist
The dog-originating stress relief will enable you to make more money. It's a fiscal no-brainer
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Replying to @EvanSandhoefner
Evan you are now my financial planner.
4:17 PM - 18 Oct 2019
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