The stairs in this house aren't standard. I'm not used to them. Last night, at 3am, insomnia struck. I went downstairs to read. Upon missing the last step, while falling, my brain valiantly intervened, "NO YOU FOOL your ankle heals but the new West Elm lamp won't, don't grab it!"
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Hope you didn't bash your head.
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