Aww, that's what I did yesterday!
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This tweet will age well
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Only true till an aspect of your life is criminalized
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I am doing crimes, and it is actually quite difficult to do crimes. I have not tried /not/ doing crimes! That seems quite relaxing.
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Pretty sure you broke a law today. There's about a million of 'em.
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I can’t believe it’s possible.
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