Wife: “What do you want to do for dinner?” Me: *consults stress level* Me: “Roughly three pounds of delivery Chinese food.”
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Replying to @generativist
Like, do you mean an amount of Chinese food that will cause you to gain 3 lbs? Or you only need 3 lbs of food?
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