Wife: “What do you want to do for dinner?” Me: *consults stress level* Me: “Roughly three pounds of delivery Chinese food.”
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Replying to @generativist
This is the smallest acceptable quantity of Chinese food.
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Replying to @kccarrell
Isn’t it though! You get me, Casey.
4:29 PM - 29 Sep 2019
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