“Sir, you can’t stand there. You’re blocking the fire exit.” Obviously you have not listened to the wise words of the great philosopher Mitch Hedberg.
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(I didn’t actually say that. It’s a hospital and I’m not that much of a dick.)
4:28 PM - 16 Sep 2019
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