Today I stopped at a stop sign then looked down at my phone because I thought, “now is a good time to check my iMessages before it turns green.” It never did.
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tfw you realize your brain doesn’t have programmable interrupts except of course it does, and tons of them
12:08 PM - 8 Sep 2019
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