Me, before: "Everything is microwave safe. It's 2019. Microwaves are a well integrated technology by now." Me, today: "Oh. Some things are not microwave safe."
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One of the kids blew up oatmeal in a 'microwave safe' bowl once. What a mess.
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Well, the bowl might have been just fine. Oatmeal is notably treacherous under the influence of microwaves...localized heating plus viscous goo equals pressure buildup...pic.twitter.com/JtIHw10dyP
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