I’m not saying it’s often, but around one in fifty times I round the corner to my apartment expecting to see my door broken down and a disapproving fireman who will then proceed to explain the basics of stove safety to me.
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Replying to @generativist
All the way to work I am imagining my house on fire. Everyone left inside is definitely dead and possibly one neighbor. Every fucking day.
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