Service I would pay for: Every time I forget to respond to my Mom's iMessages, I want you to jump out of my closet, and punch me in the face.
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Replying to @generativist
I have a better service. Every time you forget, you pay me $5. If that's not painful enough, we could keep upping the amount.
Don't worry. This isn't a trick to get you to give me money.
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This is great entrepreneurship, Kareem.https://twitter.com/generativist/status/1155182595426021376 …
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