Young Bruce Banner: “I got my PhD!” “Oh wow — congrats! It’s brutally hard, but you did it!”
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*several years later* Bruce Banner: “I got my second PhD!” “Oh wow — I can’t imagine! But, now that I did the one I honestly can see some fields I would have liked to study. Condolences on your personal life, but congrats!”
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*several years later* Bruce Banner: “I got another PhD!” “What? Why?”
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*several years later* Bruce Banner: “I got my forth PhD!” “My man, what are you doing?”
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*several years later* Bruce Banner: “I got my fifth PhD!” “How is this a thing?”
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*several years later* Bruce Banner: “I got another PhD!” “Do you have any friend you can call for advice?”
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*several years later* Bruce Banner: “I got my seventh PhD!” “You’ve made so many fucking mistakes with your life that the gamma ray one barely ranks now.”
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Replying to @generativist
Lol I was imagining something like Banner finding loopholes to get 7 closely related degrees simultaneously by cross-counting credits, salami-slicing dissertation work, and taking full advantage of academic bureaucracy. All in 4 years, done and done!
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Replying to @generativist @zerdeve
This made me wonder what’s the “Guinness” record for phds
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