WHAT’D YOU SAY, JOHN? YOU WANT TO FLOG A BEAGLE WHILE WALKING SOMEONE INTO A FLUME?
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Presumably you’re enjoying married life?
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I am! ...except this part.
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Someone hollering at me from another room will send me into a murderous rage instantly.pic.twitter.com/nTOsKAqyV6
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Yeah but then how will I talk to my kids without getting off the couch though
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This is the secret to parenthood: Walk through the door.
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I see you too grew up in a Mediterranean family who liked to scream “PICK UP THE PHONE!” at you from downstairs
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yeah that’ll put the telecommunications industry back in the box where it belongs
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