Me: “You know how peanut butter is surprisingly good on a banana?”
: “Affirmative.”
Me: “And BBQ sauce is surprisingly good on everything?”
: “Where are you going with this?”
Me: “I’m out of peanut butter.”
: “So?”
Me: “And I have a banana.”
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