Wife, showing me a video of our wedding's first dance: "Wow! We look great!" Me, noticing how shit of a dancer I am: "Wow. I am a shit dancer."
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Wife: "Oh stop, you are not!" Me: "Why are my arms moving like that? Why are my legs moving in a way totally unrelated to the rest of me? It makes no sense."
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