Wife, showing me a video of our wedding's first dance: "Wow! We look great!" Me, noticing how shit of a dancer I am: "Wow. I am a shit dancer."
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you live in the hipster capital of the world, take dance lessons
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Hahaha. Yes. Need me my Dvorak moves.
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Eh, can't be that much worse than my poor husband (and his family) trying to bhangra at our wedding. I definitely didn't marry him for his dance skills.
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Congratulations on gettin' hitched.

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