Not only is this true, but during The Big One, I'll probably be shitposting about it.https://twitter.com/MaureenBug/status/1151503129105428485 …
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“Do you think the burrito store will be open later,” he tweets as the floor collapses.
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Wife, screaming from the doorway: “Get over here!” Me, at workstation: “LOL look what GrimesFurryGamer7385938272 said about fault lines.”
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Replying to @generativist
Bring your phone with you as you find cover so you can shitpost safely
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Replying to @drjulie_b @MaureenBug
My actual earthquake kit is two life straws, a solar USB charger, some battery packs, and an iPad with archived copy of wikipedia.
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Replying to @generativist @MaureenBug
Well now I feel silly for having a gas cooker and some dehydrated food in mine but no iPad
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Replying to @drjulie_b @generativist
Hank's earthquake kit has an emergency heating pad
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Replying to @generativist
If those fail, then I become the emergency heating pad
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Replying to @MaureenBug @generativist
Oh I thought they were for if you failed
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