“Do you think the burrito store will be open later,” he tweets as the floor collapses.
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Wife, screaming from the doorway: “Get over here!” Me, at workstation: “LOL look what GrimesFurryGamer7385938272 said about fault lines.”
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This is peak California
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My sister and I spent the Loma Prieta quake running back and forth between every doorway in our house trying to determine which had the most structural stability. Our mother was Not Pleased.
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When I said that I'll "shitpost until I die" I meant it literally
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For the sake of those of us one the East coast, I hope Twitter's servers aren't all in California and are properly configured to automatically fail over to a different region without human intervention. Otherwise we won't be able to memorialize you all with your final shitposts.
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