[gets in Lyft with luggage] Driver: “What brings you out here?” Wife: “We just got married.” Me, in my head: “OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING THATS TOO BIG A CONVERSATION OPENING!” Me, out loud: “Yes, it was an enjoyable day.”
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Thanks! (She can’t get time off for a while, so that part is next year.)
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