[gets in Lyft with luggage] Driver: “What brings you out here?” Wife: “We just got married.” Me, in my head: “OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING THATS TOO BIG A CONVERSATION OPENING!” Me, out loud: “Yes, it was an enjoyable day.”
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Replying to @generativist
Really. "It was an enjoyable day." You know that will come back to haunt you in anniversaries to come. Also, in arguments. Congratulations. I hope this turns out to be the greatest day of your life. And remember: under no circumstances mention the p-value.
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