Every airline: “We apologize, but your flight is delayed. Here is your updated departure time, which is of course a laughable fiction. We will now provide new imaginary departure times at unpredictable intervals. In general, these will be in the past.”
Replying to @AstroKatie
Airport tweets are the only ones guaranteed to transcend all twitter boundaries 
7:32 AM - 13 Jul 2019
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