Brother in law now driving instead of flying, and my poor nephew broke then cut his hand on a snow globe. c h a o s
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Fiancée: “Did you check the weather?” Me: “We are out of vodka so no.”
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Got plenty of time. They’re just gonna miss rehearsal
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That’s awful! Congratulations and have fun on wedding day!


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Think of it as incentive not to get married more than once
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