TSA: “Sir the canisters aren’t in there, correct?” Me: “Oh no, it’s my luggage.” TSA agent: *looks at me unblinkingly*
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Replying to @generativist
Interesting. So that's what it's like to not fear for your life as you trudge through airport security, trying with every fiber of your being to will yourself into the perfect physical manifestation of not-a-terrorist.
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Replying to @kareem_carr
Yea. Still terrible, but a lot better than that.
7:03 AM - 9 Jul 2019
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