HAHAHA I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING
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Interesting. So that's what it's like to not fear for your life as you trudge through airport security, trying with every fiber of your being to will yourself into the perfect physical manifestation of not-a-terrorist.

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Yea. Still terrible, but a lot better than that.
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Do you actually have a soda stream or did you just find the box discarded near a dumpster? Neither would surprise me, tbh.
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I have one. It was last years Christmas gift.
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It'll be easier on the return trip when it's properly battered and covered with travel stickers.
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You know it will arrive at the other end taped up with a big DAMAGED IN TRANSIT sticker!
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