Here's a protip for everyone out there: If you make yourself a cobb salad before realizing you are out of salad dressing, don't think, "oh, I can use hawaiian pineapple teriyaki sauce instead, it will be fine" because it won't.
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I think you need to eat quickly, and drink something strongly flavored, and then distract yourself. I'm not sure that will quell the pain of the salad dissonance...but it's an approach.
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