Fiancée, in other room: “What are you doing?” Me, stuffing my mouth with the bacon bits I use for salads: “Nothing”
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Replying to @generativist
Man I feel this one hard, but with peanut butter right from the jar with a disposable knife
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Replying to @lwwch
Yea. That sink clatter can be loud!
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Replying to @generativist
Yes! plus, the knives are least consumed when we get the variety pack from Costco
this way I’m not even putting a drain on a bottleneck resource like spoons or forks!1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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