Coffee Machine: *broken*
Me: Oh well. Now is a good time to see if the nausea that always accompanies me drinking tea on an empty stomach is still a thing?
Me: *drinks tea*
Me: *gets nauseated*
: What have we learned?
Me: I get nauseated when I drink tea on Fridays.
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This is a joke but it’s also how baseball commentators seem to draw inferences, too.
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Replying to @generativist
Did you also drink the tea left-handed in the afternoon sun?
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Replying to @petemohanty
Need to get more extensive with my logging
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