hey so just a periodic update on the state of my biological age,pic.twitter.com/IHojd2Fgcg
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hey so just a periodic update on the state of my biological age,pic.twitter.com/IHojd2Fgcg
Pretty excited about mine. Next up is footsie pajamas.
Level up and get houseshoes or slippers, my dude
Oh I have those. And two hooded bath robes.
Linen bath robe and wool houseshoes. Once you accoubt for the cooking and the DIY proficiency, it's clear that I am a 52 year old suburban dad who happens to be a single thirtysomething downtown apartment dweller.
I’m there with you. Although I will say the bathrobe is almost certainly wildly inflammable, and it’s a miracle I haven’t combusted while taking out the chicken yet...
Footsie pjs must MUST have the buttflap or don’t bother.
Oh wow this def is squad. I hope @rejectionking has something for this
all i have are squad branded onesies w the butt flap - comfort backdoor as it’s known in the industry
^<•>^
<performs the legendary squad summoning ritual>
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