Actually that's not true. I fail at least 30% of the time.
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*try tearing it open* *try scratching it open with nails* *try biting it off* *pat pockets for keys* *try and use those to get the plastic off* *admit defeat, get sharp knife* *slice haphazardly and stab self* *blood everywhere, slippery* *try to reach for scissors, fail* *dead*
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well sure, eventually
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me: *uses the “sharpest” thing close by, a pen cap*
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Add in a cat: *chews on shredded plastic* and you've described my package opening technique.
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Ah, I see you've tried to open <insert literally anything packaged for resale in the past two decades>.
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