“Do you want to write our own vows?” she asked, sincerely. “Sure, it will be fun,” the dumbass answered months ago without a moment’s worth of reasonable reflection.
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"I promise to entrap you in my spicules for all eternity"
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Or possibly because the shape suggests various rude jokes.
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